stelleo:

Ed sketch based on one of Arakawa’s original drawings

phaeton-flier:

onion-souls:

kineticpenguin:

kineticpenguin:

kineticpenguin:

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn’t committing to the bit

I mean, we’re talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

“Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week.”

Look, there’s this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. “Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze” no they don’t, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive “philosopher’s cocaine.”

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

cybergata:

Kitty Skill

bep324:

Hii sorry for being dead heres some kfc

everythingfox:

Like a true dad

livelaughloveluobinghe:

if bingqiu had been girls sqq wouldve gotten cursed with some big booba flowers and grown some bahonkers and binghe would be like"😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹 they look so heavy pls lemme carry them for uuu" and sqq would let her but binghe’s touches one and doesnt move for like 4 hours.

luna–778:

Lookin for a midnight treat

official-kircheis:

sentientfloatingeyeball:

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

i was like “simon who” and then I saw it was david simon creator of the wire and yeah that scans, that’s his voice alright

hashtagloveloses:

you’re laughing. everybody has come back to tumblr bc every other social media site is breaking just as homestuck comes back, david tennant comes back to doctor who, news is conveyed via canon destiel meme, and a show about MCU loki is airing, in a full revival of the 2012 tumblr era, and you’re laughing.

sosuperawesome:

Mushroom Fairy Patterns // Cosmos Crochet

noblepeasant:

shameless-shaman-main:

strengthins0lidarity:

zarosianzealot:

Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.

Y’all really out here getting cucked huh

Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.

curiouslavellan:

tattah-art:

Back to basics

[ID: detailed close fanart of Cole from the shoulders up, smiling a little. End ID.]

mikeneedsadrink:

Source: Sacramento History Museum

mmmitchmmmarner:

mmmitchmmmarner:

u dropped this travis 👑

never forget that it was travis dermott, a player making league min on a one year contract w one of the worst teams in league history, not a star, not a face of the league, not a generational talent. it was travis dermott who did what needed to be done, stood up for what he believed in, and showed for the world to see how weak of a league the nhl is. he saw that something was wrong and he put a stop to it at great risk to his own future.

never fucking forget.

visionaryness:

in-sufficientdata:

kata4a:

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn’t make it not funny you made it funny faster